Thankfully, this blogging thing is becoming a minor obsession of mine. It's reminding me of old writing habits and why I loved them so much. It's so much more prodcutive than the laboring I do with Excel and Remedy Reporting all motherdusting day.
Speaking of old habits, here's a man whose... or is it "who's?" To show ownership, which "WHO"s/e is it? Anybody know? Anyway, remember that 1-ton guy in Nebraska who went into the hospital last year to lose weight? I've pasted an update below to his saga. The part that bugs me about his situation is that Medicare is paying the bills. His habits of overeating, slothful living, and lack of self-care led to his condition, and Medicare is saying "that's okay." Can't he be like the rest of America and just go on a Makeover Show. The only human makeover ever produced by "This Old House."
Medicare better be around for my liver/lung/cock transplant trifecta.
FAT MAN LESS FAT BUT STILL FAT AS ALL GET-OUT!
Enjoy the creme bruleé.
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Geoff Lott: Comedian, Writer, Philosoteur. I am here to amuse you, not entertain you. If not now, later. If not you, somebody else. If you can't laugh at yourself, that's just fine, too. I will do it for you.
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Whose is the possessive form of who (or, occasionally, which). It means "belonging to whom or which."
Who's is a contraction of who is or who has. Notice the apostrophe replacing the missing letters.
Incorrect: Here's a man who's weight class has rendered him the poor man's Ralphie Mae
Correct: Here's a man whose weight class has rendered him the White Fat Albert.
Possessives and Contractions can be confusing, and are not always caught by Word checkers. If you're unsure, slip "is" or "has" behind the noun. If the sentence still makes sense, it's probably "who's."
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