There's a "code" on the street about telling people what you're into without having to vomit onto your MySpazz page about it.
It's called
"THE HANKY CODE"
This chart tells you what, and where, the meaning of a hanky is.
http://alt.xmission.com/~trevin/hanky.html
I keep my setlist in my back left pocket. Apparently that makes me an "Aggressive baby head into night farting and getting verbally steamered." Paraphrasing, of course.
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Geoff Lott: Comedian, Writer, Philosoteur. I am here to amuse you, not entertain you. If not now, later. If not you, somebody else. If you can't laugh at yourself, that's just fine, too. I will do it for you.
Thursday, December 15, 2005
Tuesday, December 13, 2005
EggNog Recipe
This is the universal recipe for eggnog:
1 Gallon 2% Milk From A Harbor Seal
3 Cups Maple Syrup
1 Pint of Elf Tears
6 Egg Yolks
1 Nightmare involving a Clown (or a jellyfish, for the non-drinkers)
750ml of Rum to wash the taste out
Garnish with bad breath
Enjoy the Taste Of The Holidays, AND The Taste Of Diabetes!
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1 Gallon 2% Milk From A Harbor Seal
3 Cups Maple Syrup
1 Pint of Elf Tears
6 Egg Yolks
1 Nightmare involving a Clown (or a jellyfish, for the non-drinkers)
750ml of Rum to wash the taste out
Garnish with bad breath
Enjoy the Taste Of The Holidays, AND The Taste Of Diabetes!
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Take Me Home
My Blog About My Dad
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