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Friday, March 12, 2010

How To Not Do Good At Stuff

I found a position I would fit well in, with a company for which I would like to work.
I've applied there before via the web, per usual sources of application these days.

When I tried just now to apply, I entered the wrong password, and it said "USERNAME NOT REGISTERED, PLEASE REGISTER" as an error message.

But there's no place for a username, just an email address AS the user name.
STRIKE 1 - Username vs. Email Address

So I tried to find the password in my archives. No dice.
I tried to register said username, and got the error message...
"Account cannot be created. Username already exists!"

Wait, what? It DOES? You just...
STRIKE 2 - Internal Database vs. Error Message Accuracy

So I go to get the password reset for an account that apparently IS in the system, and got THIS error message...
"The Username you provided is not registered ! Please register." Yes, it's not. Because it is. Not.
STRIKE 3 - I am outta here.

If anybody knows the owner of the Clearwire.apply2jobs.com pages and database, please tell their boss that "Attention to detail" was probably fudged-about in their interview.

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Wednesday, March 10, 2010

AGAIN - The Ray/Lee Files

Something about having the middle name of Ray or Lee for a man fuels a life of crime.

The most-recent find was this guy, ERIC LEE GARNER, accused of threatening a Muslim woman and her son with a large knife... just for being in the same place as him.

Is it the shortness of the name?
I wonder if there was somebody named Lee or Ray who made fun of Jesus in trade school?

ANYWAY, enjoy. And don't name your kids Aiden, Caden, Kaiden, Adan, Jadyn, etc... Trendy. Over it.

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Tuesday, March 09, 2010

What're You Doing?

Found this by wormhole'ing around the 'net at my friend Joe Vespaziani's untouched MySpace site... don't ask... Joe is an influence, a friend, and a brilliant comedian, bee tee dub.

I watched the entire 4:30 of this video, and realized that I really have to do more in life.
It's past time. But this is a great one.

This guy just dances all around the world. WHAT?
Yeah. Not well, does he dance. That's not the point. Watch it.



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