In just under 2 weeks, the final book in the wildly successful "Harry Potter" series (so popular, people dress their pets like characters!) will be released. The title of the book is rather ominous, Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows. This was also the original idea for something that later became known as "The DoodleBops." By going with the latter, they not only entertained children of a younger demographic, they also gave the parents of those children what Harry Potter's friends refer to as "a wicked-good acid flashbackery!"
There is speculation as to which of the main characters will meet their end in the book, because the author JK "White Oprah" Rowling has said "one of the main characters will meet their end in the book." But said with British accent, oh my, so charming. The "JK" must stand for "Just Joking!" HA HA HA oops I farted.
So, this book is coming out and people are up in cloak-sheathed-arms over the story line, the surprises, and to find out who dies. Websites more popular with nerds and virgins than mine happens to be (that's a compliment, sugarpoo) have wildly speculated which character will die, how they'll die, on which page they'll die, etc. Basically a Dead Pool for muggles. (yeah, I know a little H-Pot'speak).
I will go out on a limb and say that Harry Potter will not die.
Harry Potter is a fictional character who has made JK "Laugh Out Loud" Rowling very wealthy, and created a star in Daniel Radcliffe, the young actor portraying Harry in the film versions. So the character is fictional, not actually breathing, and therefore he cannot die.
And THUS, I spring forth unto thee with a waving of my wandle-stick (not near the open windows, please)... Sha-zam.
Honestly though, the story of JK Rowling will also make a great movie someday. She was once a homeless mother who took hold of life and got an empire of stories moving. Amen to that.
(there, that oughtta keep the nerds off my junk for a DAMN IS THIS STILL ON?)
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