This is the universal recipe for eggnog:
1 Gallon 2% Milk From A Harbor Seal
3 Cups Maple Syrup
1 Pint of Elf Tears
6 Egg Yolks
1 Nightmare involving a Clown (or a jellyfish, for the non-drinkers)
750ml of Rum to wash the taste out
Garnish with bad breath
Enjoy the Taste Of The Holidays, AND The Taste Of Diabetes!
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