Okay, one more time...
If you're in a grocery store, and you wonder if I am near you, and your nose is stuffed up...
Just walk away from your shopping cart. Leave it in the middle of an aisle for 10 seconds.
If you come back and there's a very expensive item buried in the middle of your stuff, then YES...
I'm near-by.
Twice today I hit a woman's cart at TJ's with an $8 baked brie because she was leaving her cart behind like it was her kid and she was an NBA power forward. Twice because she found the brie on the first drop and looked all over to figure out how it got there. Next time, welllllp... she may be wondering if there's a Brie Faerie at the Totem Lake Trader Joe's.
There is... and it's me.
AAAAAAAAAAnd... some Muppet Trivia!
How did Fozzie Bear learn to drive?
Finally... there are some changes coming to my on-line presence. For my readers, PLEASE keep reading. READ READ READ, we haven't enough reading readers.
For everyone else... you'll get what's coming to you, too.
Choose Funny. Explanation to follow.
Geoff Lott: Comedian, Writer, Philosoteur. I am here to amuse you, not entertain you. If not now, later. If not you, somebody else. If you can't laugh at yourself, that's just fine, too. I will do it for you.
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