Just to the Left of The Last Of The Straws

Yasser Arafat may be dead. He's in a French Hospital, and lord knows if the French know anything, it's how to keep a Jew-hater alive. Thank you Anti-Semitic Humor, I'll be here all rally.

I was accused recently of getting drunk at a work party, which was 100% WRONG.
I was drunk at lunch and it carried over to the party, so NYEAH. :^p


I got gas today. Thank you, Cabbage & Airport Sushi, for this horrendous squealing below the belt-line. It's a Biblical, Act of Nugent heat happening here. Somebody's gonna have to kill me before I kill again. I know this is immature to speak of, but there's really not much else going on with me today. I can't very well WHOA, gotta go.
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As if Tim Eyman weren't enough of a reason, THIS is a damn fine reason to haul your ham to Costa Rica: Freddie Prinze, Jr. To Star In TV Sitcom
Exhibit 27,452,910-B in the argument FOR making the following point: America loves giving things to people who are undeserving.
Kids are going hungry in this country, yet Carson Daly is STILL on the air nightly. And you thought W.'s re-election was the beginning of the end...

U.S. Forces Pound Parts of Fallujah. Fallujah's sister waits her turn.

Okay, this is kind of cool. Brother & Sister convicted on charges of felony spamming. How did it come down like this: We-ull...
"Prosecutors compared Jaynes and DeGroot to modern-day snake oil salesmen who use the Internet to peddle junk like a "FedEx refund processor" that supposedly allowed people to earn $75 an hour working from home. In one month alone, Jaynes received 10,000 credit card orders, each for $39.95, for the processor."
AND
"David Oblon, representing Jaynes, argued that it was inappropriate for prosecutors to seek what he called an excessive punishment, given that this is the first prosecution under the Virginia law. He also noted that his client, a North Carolina resident, would have been unaware of the Virginia law."

I highlighted that last statement because it is indicative of what shit-piles lawyers can be. "Virginia Law," like most state judicial systems, carries an implicit contract written in King James-style patois: Thou shall not be a jackhole and rip people off. And Spamming crosses all state and emotional boundaries, just like Tony "AssFlush" Moser's jokes.

So what did Jaynes get for his fleecing?
Jurors recommended that Jeremy Jaynes, 30, be sentenced to nine years in prison and fined Jessica DeGroot, 28, $7,500 after convicting them of three counts each of sending e-mails with fraudulent and untraceable routing information.

Of course, that's just their recommendation, not the sentence. Going to jail for Spam & Fraud, felony-style. Yeah, holmes, that's some straight-G shit raght thurr. Unh, YE-UH.

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