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What are things that are falling over, gay, or dead, Alex?
Tony Danza's go-kart flipped while taping a segment for his show, produced by "Slow Learner" studios. Check it out HEEEEEEEEEEEERE.
I'll write more when I have time. For now, the Mayor of Spokane wants to cruise me 0n-line. I've seen Spokane, and there's a reason it's called "Washington' balloon knot."
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Remember; What happens in Spokane, stays in Spokane.
The child molestation accusations warrant investigation, but if this was a hetero politician jerking-off and cruising for chicks on the internet would this even make the news?
Most corporate/politician pinheads would probably consider it "perks" of the job.
Good thing Tony Danza landed on his head, it probably saved his life.
Totally brilliant, hide your homosexuality as a member of the most conservative and judgemental party and openly criticize gay rights legislation.
Total opposite of brilliant, rather stupidly do everything possible to broadcast your "gayness" on the internet and offer perks on the job to any dudes willing to put-out.
It's shallow, but that's how I kind of expect a redneck gay from Spokane to act. Too bad, because there are far greater political crimes going on that people seem disinteresed in.
What happens in Spokane, stays in a jar at Planned Parenthood.
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There is little that is more interesting than a political figure about to be martyred for the entire Nation of Gay to rise up in support of. Does he get canned, or fined? Canned with a severance package? Then the Facilities department (Oh whomever works with the most metal there) stands up and says "He'd-a done got FAHRED if'n he wudn't no KWEEUR. He gettin' them SPECIAL rahts!"
I doubt he molested any kids, but I'm sure he made a few dress up like it was picture day at Hornsby Dornock Elementary.
He's a guy who used is position of power to get some ass. That he's gay is not an issue. That he used public property to do it is not the issue. The issue is that it was SPOKANE ass, and the list goes "Holocaust, Ryan Seacrest, Spokane ass."
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