It's not even our media, but here's a great example of how the media can really F over a great lot of us.
It's called "Happy Slapping" and it's likely not very popular here in America. Kids/Teens attacking other people and filming it with their mobile phones. Evidence of an assault, brilliant.
So do what I do. When you see a teen or three, get pre-emptive and drive a boot heel into their kneecap. When they drop, and they will, start raining blows to their head and yell "Back to school, Tommy! BACK TO SCHOOL!!!" And then blame the media.
They have to be held accountable for something, right?
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2 comments:
Yep, that's exactly what I do too. Except I yell, "Your ass bin Punk'd!!!"
Nothing good can come of camera phones in the hands of minors. What constructive use could they possibly have? At least they're keeping evidence for future litigation for such stupid acts. Whereas my upskirt photos are purely for artistic purposes...
You got it. Idiots debase technology on a daily basis, starting with your mom's "back massager."
Giving attention to a problem, but none to a cure, cripes, they may as well be pulling a Chicken Little on us. We can't run around in fear, but we can't run around with guns either. I can't be trusted with anything more than the ability to pass Old Testament-plague-like gas. Oh hell, just kill 'em younger than 16 and start over.
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