27,000 new homes built into area hillsides, once covered with trees.
270,000 trees removed from those hillsides.
27 days of rain.
2,700,000 pounds of mud sliding down those now-rootless hillsides, into backyards, living rooms, reflecting ponds, zen-gardens, and garages.
2 turds given by nature when the mud covers the new Acura and dislodges a baker's-dozen of townhomes.
1 very upset cougar in the living room wondering where it's home went. (Cougars have traditionally low credit ratings)
Zero sympathy to muster. But hey, I have a leak in the living room, and I have to deal with the Property managers now, so I am NOT HAPPY.
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My Blog About My Dad
Geoff Lott: Comedian, Writer, Philosoteur. I am here to amuse you, not entertain you. If not now, later. If not you, somebody else. If you can't laugh at yourself, that's just fine, too. I will do it for you.
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