Birthday Blog

As of 21 minutes ago, I'm officially 31 years old.
I'm happy to have made it, and look forward to the next 31 minutes which will entail one of my last-ever cigarettes (not smoking around smokers = rebellion), a big glass of water, and falling asleep. One thing I've learned as I've matured, and I share this mainly to help out the men. Pay attention fellas:
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If you're sleeping on Bed-In-A-Bag, give it to a comic, now, and hit a sale for something 300-sateen or higher. Spring for it. You and your itchy back skin will appreciate it, and eventually so will that girl who's getting naked in your bed with your roommate. If you have Bed-In-A-Bag, you probably still got a skeezie roommate, too.

31. It's a 4 year for me, and a 7 in the 9 year cycle, I think. Oh crap, it's frigging ON!

When I wonder about how far along I am in my life, I remember that I've had some lessons to learn on my own and those took me a couple extra months here and there. I didn't follow the directions, even though I had a map.
I don't see myself as a loser, nor even being on the same bus route with losers. And, as perspective, Mike Aivaz is thinking of looking for a job.
Mike Aivaz is a 42 year-old, marijuana smoking, porn-broadcasting dingleberry pie with feet. He's been running clips of pornographic films on his late-night cable-access show "Mike Hunt TV," channel 77. Wednesday nights... 1am. It goes like 2 hours and he... yeah, I have heard of it. SCAN-TV, the cable access station, is debating the ethical/prurient interest of broadcasting the disgusting, ferociously stomach-turning footage of Aivaz.
He's 42. Unemployed. Long hair. Long BEARD hair. Unkempt. Unemployed. And he's got a sweet-ass lithp.... littththth... LISP. So while he's got his bong in hand, dozens of hundreds of men have their hands half-full as Aivaz's horrific Homeless 'Squatch face takes a rip from his bong. YAY, porn and pot on TV. Two more things YOU CAN'T HAVE.

Put a stop to Mike Aivaz. He's ugly. And he's got no job.
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Moser, Brousseau, and I had to get a group photo for some shows we're doing. Whatcha think?

I'm in the middle, affecting "Concern."












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